またなんかやべぇネタ出てきたな　大丈夫かこれ

It is not only the restaurant industry that is suffering from the Corona disaster, but also people in Finland, a Nordic country, are suffering in unexpected ways.
Mikko Korhonen (77), a traditional Santa Claus worker who agreed to be interviewed by us, said, "Last year was terrible, we lost our Christmas delivery, our main source of income for the year, due to the self-restraint, and now we can't even eat.
In fact, more and more people are quitting Santa Claus because of the Corona disaster, and financially, the government can't afford to take care of their reindeer and sleighs.
There was a pamphlet on my desk with Cyrillic letters in a loud font, and when I looked at it, I saw a picture of a middle-aged man in a lascivious state, and the words "70-year-old beautiful middle-aged delivery service" in Russian.
When I asked him what this was, he smiled self-mockingly and said, "Right now, the only thing this old man can earn is this body.
Russia is known to be very strict with homosexuals, and many gay men come to the border of Finland to receive such services so that they won't be found out back home.
While I was stunned, the phone rang and he answered it. He said he was going to offer his body to a bloodthirsty Cossack today for a 60-minute 5,000 yen course. He probably didn't realize it, but his wrinkled beard was twisted into the face of a woman as he answered the phone. When I asked him if he was having a hard time, he said, "I haven't made the reindeer sell themselves yet. In Denmark, where bestiality is not clearly regulated, there are reindeer brothels.
On the way home, I thought I saw a man in red being gang-raped in a back alley by some vagrant-looking men, but I still don't know what it was.